League of Legends cakes at their finest. People love making Teemo into cakes apparently…
When playing Sona when no one realizes how much I actually save their asses:
When they DO notice:
When men are surprised that an actual girl is doing well in LoL:
And they’re like:
Miss Fortune Player IRL Expectation:
Running to the bathroom while the game loads
Enough IP for the new champion on patch day
After playing a LAN game you face the rest of your team for feeding.
Any man looking at a female character
Shopping after not having backed in a while.
If we lose:
If we win:
The Nunu wants me to tower dive for first blood.
Then tells me:
Should have taken Ghost.
When someone asks me why I prefer to play LoL at home rather than at Ignite
What I think when another girl announces that they’re a girl in a game.
When I’m standing next to the tank and I’m convinced he’s tabbed out
I think I’ll play Eve.
When someone is watching me play
Playing LoL between classes.
Movement speed runes
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Oh you. You KNOW those are my favorite right now!
“The Girl on Fire Cocktail”
1.5 ounces white rum
3 ounces mango juice
1 to 2 teaspoon grenadine
Orange zest strip
Directions: “Fill a highball glass with ice. Add white rum and mango juice, then add grenadine, allowing it to sink to the bottom of glass. Do not stir; garnish with orange zest and cherry. Of course, with this drink in hand, there’s only one way to toast: May the odds be ever in your favor!”
Well…DO you like apples?
“Gods of Death Note Apples”
Ingredients: 1 oz. brandy
1 oz. dark rum (preferably Coruba. Myers’s Dark Rum works as well)
1 dash of angostura bitters
4 oz. apple juice
Directions: Mix the brandy, rum, and bitters in a separate glass. Crush a little bit of apple in a rocks glass to add a bit of flavor. Add the alcohol, apple juice, and ice. Serve with an apple garnish.
So why do you like Cowboy Bebop so much Gangplank?
“The Bloody Eye” (Cowboy Bebop)
1.5 oz black cherry whiskey (Red Stag used)
.5 oz gin 1 splash grenadine
Fill with AMP Overdrive cherry energy drink (around 4-5 oz)
Directions: Mix first three ingredients in a lowball or small glass. Fill to top with AMP Overdrive.
I’m not sure you really understand the concept of this game Fizz…
Sigh…Triptocaine it is.
“Triptocaine (Heavy Rain cocktail)”
1 shot Blue Curacao
1/2 shot Peach Liquor
1/2 shot Vodka Fresh Peach Juice
Directions: Mix alcoholic ingredients in a glass and top with peach juice. Stir, then pour into a test tube shot glass and serve.
How many shots do you want, Corki?
3/4 cup water
1/2 cup sugar
1 cinnamon stick
10 whole cloves
1 (750 ml) bottle red wine
Directions: In a saucepan, combine the water, sugar and cinnamon stick. Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer. Cut the orange in half and squeeze the juice into the simmering water. Push the cloves into the outside of the orange peel and place peel in the simmering water. Continue simmering for 30 minutes until thick and syrupy. Pour in the wine and heat until steaming but not simmering. Remove the clove-studded orange halves. Serve hot in mugs or glasses.
So whose your favorite Street Fighter character, Shen?
“Chun-Li Ice Tea”
25 ml Jasmine Tea infused vodka (If you can’t find it a mix of vodka and jasmine syrup will work)
25 ml lychee liqueur
1 splash blue curacao
Directions: Mix the first three ingredients and pour over ice, in a highball glass. Fill with Elderflower Presse and work them lightning legs.
You really are much more of a gentleman since you put on that skin, Cho. I’ll make you a good drink. I’m sure they don’t have much to drink over there in the void.
“Afternoon Tipple (Professor Layton – Nintendo DS)”
1 1/2 oz Earl Grey Tea infused Gin
1 oz White Creme de Cacao
3/4 oz Cointreau
2 oz Cream
1 sugar cube
Directions: Infuse 3oz Gin with 1 tsp loose earl grey tea, let steep overnight. In a shaker, saturate 1 sugar cube (1 tsp) with 2-3 dashes of orange bitters and muddle until dissolved. Add rest of the ingredients and shake with ice.
They’ve got creeps in Minecraft too, right?
FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME MORGANA I’M A MINION.
“Enderman (Minecraft cocktail)”
1 1/2 oz jager
1 1/2 oz white rum
8 oz Coca Cola
Directions: Mix alcoholic ingredients and pour over ice in a highball glass. Fill (around 8 oz) with Coke.
What would you like?
“Ryncol (Mass Effect 2 Cocktail)”
1 oz absinthe
1 oz grain alcohol
1 dash blue curacao
Directions: Shake all ingredients and pour into a small glass. Warning: not to be drank with other mysterious green liquids or batarian ale.
You’ll like this one. It’s kind of a girly drink.
1 cherry jello shot made with Malibu Coconut Rum
4 oz. pink lemonade
2 oz. Bacardi Superior Rum
1 oz. Hiram Walker Blackberry Brandy
Directions: Place the jello shot in the bottom of the glass first. Slowly pour in pink lemonade, rum, and brandy. If done properly, the jello shot will stay at the bottom of the glass. Drink the alcohol and eat the jello shot last. The jello shot, according to drink’s creator Shana, absorbs the alcohol in the drink, just as Kirby absorbs his enemies powers!
You’re a Demon Jester. Therefore you must know about Demon Souls.
Drink will be ready when you’re back.
“Sticky White Stuff (Demon’s Souls Cocktail)”
3 oz. Yakult Asian Yogurt Drink
2 oz. Sprite
1 oz. Peach Schnapps
1/2 oz. Navan
Directions: Chill Yakult and Sprite. Pour all ingredients into glass. Stir and enjoy.
Didn’t like that last one, Fizz?
“Frog (Chrono Trigger Cocktail)”
2 cl Bols Lychee
1 cl Bols Peach
1 cl Xante Pear Cognac
2 cl Gin
3 cl Vodka
A pinch of Wasabi
Directions: Shake all ingredients with ice and fine strain into Cocktail glass. Put two lime wedges on top to be the eyes.
I can make it…but I thought you were trying to drink OUT of your stereotype?
“The Frag Grenade (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare cocktail)”
Crème de Menth
Baileys Energy drink
Directions: “Not so much a cocktail as a military exercise, this mission features two shooters colliding in an energy drink combat zone. Start by making a Soap MacTavish – get a shot glass and pour in limoncello, then Crème de menth. Now concoct a “Jagernaut”, which is Jagermeister, then Baileys in another shot glass. Now get a half-pint glass and fix a “Makarov” – pour in your energy drink of choice, plus a shot of Black vodka. Now, wedge your two shooters in the mouth of the half-pint glass. Your first step is to pull the pin on the Soap Mactavish, by carefully yanking the glass free and downing the shooter. This will of course, result in your Jagernaut depth charging into the Makarov – now drink the resulting combination. That’s right, it’s the ultimate shooter-‘em-up.”
If you spill this one, I’ll make you another.
“Noel (BlazBlue Cocktail)”
5 ml gin
10 ml blue curacao
45 ml yogurt drink
Directions: Pour the gin and yogurt drink into a glass and stir. Then, add the blue curacao, which will sink to the bottom.
This one is a little harder Annie…How old did you say you were again?
“Rapture’s Delight (Bioshock 2 Cocktail)”
1 oz lemon juice
1 tsp sugar 1 egg white
1 oz absinthe
1 1/2 oz bourbon whiskey
1 dash Peychaud’s bitters
Directions: Shake all ingredients well and pour.
Stop pounding the ground like that!
“Mudkip (Pokemon Shot)”
1/2 ounce Peach Schnapps (Peachtree)
1 ounce Blue Curacao (Dekuyper)
3/8 ounce Caramel Liquor (Southern Comfort)
Directions: Pour the Blue Curacao into a double shot glass and then, using a bar spoon, layer the Peach Schnapps and Caramel Liquor on top in that order.
I know you don’t normally drink, but this one may tickle your fancy.
“The Dashing Prince (Katamari Damacy Shot)”
Ingredients: (recipe makes 6 shots)
1 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Grenadine
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
2 oz Pineapple juice
1 oz Fresh lemon juice
6 Maraschino cherries with stems
Directions: Mix the Blue Curacao and grenadine and divide into the bottom of 6 shot glasses. Pour vodka, Midori, pineapple juice, and lemon juice in a shaker and shake to combine. Carefully layer the green on top of the purple, and garnish the edge of each shot glass with a maraschino cherry. To take the shot remove the cherry from the edge and down it, and then eat the cherry afterwards. The result is a shot that’s sweet, quirky, and even a little fruity that’s best enjoyed with all your friends, just like Katamari Damacy.
More fun to come! Stay tuned!